And now, because I was recently reminded that I made unfortunate yet public promises to research and blog on this topic (damn you, red wine!), here's the latest on Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong. The two are not dating. I repeat, they are not dating. Back in October they met up a couple times in New York and went clubbing with friends, which of course was taken completely out of context by the gossip columns for the next couple weeks. Armstrong says of Ashley (In a New York Post Page Six interview last November), "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady." The two have not been seen out together lately.
There, that's done. Now can I please have my dignity back?